You don't look like Chinese, I don't believe you.

This is yet another experience of the couple (me & him) going through another wonderful roadblock at night.

The road in front of my house is a one way route. So, who comes in from left side is now considered using illegal way. Last time it was two-ways yeah.

Joe always drop me off at the end, left side of this road because I know some neighbours are just way too busybody and will probably put me into trouble if they tell my parents " omg! I saw your daughter on a bike with a guy!!"

Its not time to reveal Joe's identity yet. heheh! So each night that he sends me home, that's where I get down and he will watch me walk back home safely.

Last night was a lil special. There was a roadblock right at where we always stops. I told Joe to stop by at the junction and don't turn in. We are not scared of you policemen. We are just so sick of taking out ICs and talk to you. So many roadblocks nowadays.

Joe said he didnt realise they were there, so he accidentally went into the illegal way. AGRHHHH! $£$&£%*^%&!! Joe busukkk!

So, the leader of the policemen asked us to stop and come forward for check-up. We were trying to be smart. No, more like Joe was trying to be a hero. hahaha!
" Takper, you jalan dulu, takde apa2 punye".

I walked past one of them.
Did you really think they will let me go off just like that?

Police : Adik, tunggu sekejap.
Me : Ah? *look at Joe* I duduk sini la..
Police : Takper, tunggu jap. Tgk IC?
Me : I cant believe it..*bitchy abit*

I think the policeman felt challenged with that sentence
and he also speaks English.

Police : I...cant believe it also. I have to.. to check.
Me : Mmmm.I know. *while taking out IC*
Police : Its my job..
Me : I know its your job, I didnt even say its wrong. -__-"
Police : okay..

As he was checking our ICs, the leader(Chinese) came to join in.

Leader : Macam takut polis saja (Chinese slang)

Excuse me? Hell no. Why should we be afraid of you?
I immediately speak Cantonese.

Translated to English
Me : We are not scared, I happen to live here, I'm just getting down here like usual.
Leader: You don't look like Chinese, I don't believe you.
So he checks my IC while the policeman was still holding it.
Leader : *shocked* Ohh.. But u dont look like one!
Me : I'm mixed mah. Thai Chinese.
Leader : oooo. And who is this guy?
Me : My boyfriend.
Leader : ??? *looked confused*
Me : He is Malay.

Joe was all the time left out probably because we spoke in Cantonese. Hahaha. So kesian. :) And the leader looked at Joe.

Leader : oooo! Pandai ah you. Boleh pikat pelempwan Cina. Lagi dia mixed, cantik ah.
Joe & I laughed together like hahahaha so funny oh.
Leader : How you all meet one?
Me : Same college.
Leader : oo. What course you study?
Me : Animation lorrrr.
Leader : Then he leh? *looks at Joe and ask him* You?
Joe : *laughlaugh* Staff, IT.
Leader : Oooo. Assistant to Lecturer ah?
Joe : No, IT Support.
Leader : Sini you blh kena saman you tau ka?
Me : He just drops me off here coz scared parents see.
Leader : Makes no sense drop u here. Next time drop at the other side okay?
Joe & I : ok.....
Leader : Ah saya kasi chance sama you, tak saman you sebab dia cantik.

HAHAHAHAH! Its my identity that saves us from getting summoned. Joe of course never liked that. Its always the police will go "oh I let you go coz of your girlfriend". He even teased me on the phone that night.

Oh well. I dont care much about what the policemen said. As long as Joe & I are safe from anything. :) And before he sends me home, he finally brought me to that Yaseen Nasi Kandar Pulau Pinang shop. I got my favourite Nasi Kandar for dinner. ;)

Sayang, is this because I helped you earlier to do some minor PC maintenances in 3dlab1? XD Or is this because like what you said " sebab you mengidamkan nasi kandar!" ? Sounds like I'm a pregnant woman pulak!

P/s : I will update the blog whenever there's drama okay? Stay tuned.

My new identity. Check it out.

Papa was in hospital for awhile due to fever. We forced him to get to the hospital before history repeats again. One night, he asked us to bring his medication for the doctors.

It was not a good news for us. We have to travel. None of us can drive Papa's van. One thing I like about Brickfields is that we can get bus easily to go to Pasar Seni. wahahahah. We took took a RapidKL bus to get there.

I was the one to pay the bus fare, while Mama & Yen went to sit.
While waiting for the driver to print the ticket..

Driver : Dtg Brickfields sini beli sari ke?
Me : Hah? *a sec pause* takla.
Driver: Oh habis tuh? Bwat apa kat sini?
Me : Saya duk sini.
Driver: Oooooo...

In my mind, I was getting depressed already. Now I looked Indian? No more Malay looks? Oh wow. How depressing. I blamed my skin colour at that very moment. Perhaps I looked Chindian. Hmmmm.

Driver: Tadi tuh, kakak-kakak awak eh?
Me : Hah? Itu Ibu dan adik saya la.
Driver: ooooooo..

And I quickly took the tickets and immediately sat down. Now what? I looked younger because of my outstanding height? Or was it my stupid kanak-kanak Ribena face?

Gosh. Suddenly I have two big sisters, went to Brickfields to get some sarees. -__-". I was a Punjabi(Kalvinder's relative people claimed) in Kuantan. And I was back to being a Malay. Recently, I'm an Indian girl.

Oh well. I think I'm coping well with these racial situations. I take this as an advantage for being one of the mixed ones. It will never be an disadvantage, unless 13th May happens again and I can't imagine how screwed I will be. Will the Malays attack me for being a Chinese for real? Or will the Chinese attack me for having a Malay face?

That's going to make a good nightmare for me.

ANYWAY,
Yes, I'm still busy with everything I have right now. It has been 2 weeks and I enjoyed my part-time job as much as my final project development. So true, I have no time for nonsense. Its all about commitment now.

I just finished editing my portfolio webpage and demoreel as well. Mungkin akan post sini bila aku ada masa yer? XD

Same Same but Different [ It's not about Ean]

PART ONE

Everytime Joe sends me home, we both tend to feel nervous whenever we take NPE. On a motorcycle, note that. Why? Stupid roadblocks. So annoying. Had enough of those policemen. And wth, they can still like flirt with me while I'm with him. Unforgivable. Unforgettable.

Opps lari from topic.

Here's the story.

We passed NPE. Fuhh. No roadblock. Thank GOD!! As we turned into Brickfields, we got false hope. Roadblock nearby my house. perfect. Imagine if my dad happens to be around there and saw me on the bike and stopped aside by police. eeeee. Guarantee die on the spot.

Time to check IC. Joe showed his IC n license. Then...

Police : Nie, orang belakang ada IC tk?
Me : Ada...Jap eh. * grab IC from handbag.

Passed the IC to him.. He took some time, staring at my "beautiful" pic and details. I kinda expecting him to be confused at that moment. He looked puzzled.

Police: Cina...?
Joe : *Smile* Cina...
Me : Ahh, CINA.
Police: * pass IC back* ohh.. macam Melayu...
Me : * took IC* Tahu...

Seriously. Must say it la. -_____-" Oh well. I'm immune to it already. But I still must share these kind of moment with you guys. Coz there's difference in every incident.

So we continued on the motorcycle. Conversation was something like this. Cant remember exact words but I knew what we talked about.
Me : Eeee! "Macam Melayu"...Itu pun nk ckp ke???!
Joe : * laughs* Dia pelik la tgk u cina duk motor. Biasanye Malays.
Me : Hah? Apa plak?
Joe : Yerla. Dia ingat you nie Cina Busuk. Opps. Hahahahah!
Me : Eeeeeee!!!! * hits Joe*

We had this joke, where we called those mat rempits as budak busuk. heheh. So for this situation, he calls me Cina Busuk. Cis. Boyfriend busuk!


PART TWO

This morning, when I was brushing teeth, a couple with a child came to pray at the temple/my house. The mother and child happened to come in to kitchen area to get to the toilet. She saw me and smiled. I ungracefully smiled with the colgate buih buih in my mouth. Any mother in laws who sees me in this morning's situation, would definitely won't recommend me to their sons. Unpleasant smile :P

Then after I washed my mouth and she came out from toilet with her child. She smiled again.

She : You looked...very mixed. What are you? Indian?
Me : -______-" Chinese & Thai
She : Oh nicely mixed. Can see you are mixed.
Me : -_____________-" haha. ok.
She : Very pretty! :)
Me : Oh. eheheh. Thanks.

Wah. I'm a mixed product y'all! Don't play play! numb enough with this nonsense.