Of Banana & the F word.

Something funny happened last night.

Last night I was at 3Dlab2 with ZK and two juniors, and I know one of them and let's call him A coz I forgot his name. Sorrrry. His friend should be B.

B received a phone call. I overheard what he said a lil bit. Can't help it, coz it was so quiet. He mentioned something about wacom.

After the call, B mimicked the person who called him
"Hello, I'm Jufri from One Academy, IT Dept. When can you return the wacom?"

I heard that and turn to ZK and smiled. ZK was busy drawing though.

A & B are obviously unaware of Jufri's girlfriend's presence. They didn't know anything about us. Suddenly..

B : Fuck la.

I felt like I got pinched by that word and turned to ZK again. But I understand that it is normal to hear any student to curse any staffs. :D I cursed some staffs too.DUH! hehehe.

So I thought like I should ignore it.
But B was still not over that call and keep talking..

B : Blablablablablablabla..Fuck him!

So I told myself. Okay that's it. Itchy mouth should be opened. But I say it in a nice way, coz I don't think I should be angry anyway. LOL.

Me : Don't fuck him laa...He is my boyfriend la, cannot fuck him..*smiles*

A & B turned around and looked shocked. Poor juniors looked shocked. ZK noticed and kinda laughed a little.

They are both still in shock to learn that I'm the girlfriend. hahahahahah!

B : Oh...reallyyy? He is your boyfriend ah? :O
Me: That's right. Really. *smiles*

Still with the shocked face. LOL.

Then, when I was about to continue to do my work,
B : [Cantonese] He is really her bf ??

Before A could say anything, I came in again.
Me : [Cantonese] Yes, he is really my bf.

Poor thing. A & B was like double-shocked. I couldn't help laughing with ZK.

A : you...speak Cantonese?
Me : Yeah! Hey I thought you knew I'm a Chinese?
A : I thought you are banana...
Again, me & ZK cannot stop laughing. Funny.
Me : I can still speak a lil bit, I understand.

They are still shocked. I don't know how many times I shocked them already. Sorry ah juniors. heheh. I can't shut my small mouth.

B : [Mandarin] Do you understand Mandarin?
Me : [English] I can understand, but I can't answer in Mandarin only.

Shocked lagi.

B : Okay, I speak Hokkien la then
Me: Speak lor. I can still understand though I don't know how to answer:D
A : Eh don't speak Hokkien, I don't understand.

Hahahahahahha! Funny people. And oh, I found out that they don't find me looking like a Malay. More like, Chindian, orang Arab or a foreigner. ahahahahahahhaah!!!

So popular.

You know, I didn't know I'm so popular. hahahahhha!

I didn't realise that there are people who watch every action I take. Lucky thing nobody takes pics of me mcm paparazzi. I'm no pop star or something.

I didn't realise how much people love to put me into their gossip moments. That's right. I heard many rumours of myself. And they are all 90% not true.

See, I told you I'm popular. Everyone knows about me. hahah! Hey, I'm not mad about this. This is fame, babeh.

People whom you do not know, but knows you. wahhh. Hebat sekali. Therefore here's what I should say:

You know you are popular when...

- you hear rumours about yourself, whether its true story or made-up one.
[Pern is so evil. she calls that girl fat until that girl go slim ady]

- people who do not even know you, yet they can talk the shit out of you.
[Pompuan nie teruk betul, dhla ex kpd A, now tergedik2 ngn B]

- you have many haters but you don't even know about their existence!
[I don't like Pern! benci benci benci! Ingat dia tuh bagus sgt ke?!]

- everything you do or say will be a gossip topic or bitching-time topic.
[She is so desperate, everyday go see him]

- people love to dig alot to find out more about your life, whether it's fucked up or awesome life.
[ooooh, so izzit true she did that? Terrible la..What actually happened ahh?]

- people love spreading any latest news about your life, your problems, or even your relationship.
[OMG, they are a couple laaa! ]

-people keep looking at things that you do, that becomes their interest.
[ The couple is going for dinner la *stare stare with muka tak tahu malu*

-people trying to be better than you in everything!
[Yes! I beat pern!!! WOOHOO!!!]

- people want to sebok, kepoh2, interfere in almost everything that you love to do.
[Eh, don't do that la Pern! Not good blablabla]

So, when you hear people talk bad or good about you, stare-stare at you very often, it's okay. You can't help being popular. hehehe.

Don't hate your "fans"... They adore you like hell! So don't disappoint them. :D

P/s: Thank you "fans" for making me so damn popular. Muahxxxx!

Honey, Thai is not English, not BM, not Cantonese.

My Mama speaks Thai and her English is hahahah. But its okay, I love laughing at her silly mistakes when she tries so hard to speak in English. She always speaks Thai to me. That's how I learn. But I speak Malaysianised-Thai. I put -LAH at the back of my sentence.

But I learn how to curse in Thai thanks to my grandma. She cursed many bad words. LOL! Cool right?

As we all know, certain words in English sometimes can bring another meaning in another language. Tak faham apa aku ckp? Nah, examples.

Key is an English word, but did you know if you happen to speak Thai and say the word KEY, it means SHIT?
Oleh yang demikian, Key is Shit in Thai language.

Lecturer : So you must set the key at the right keyframe. (animation class)
I laughed in my heart when I hear my animation lecturer "curse"..

Anyway, Mama is the best example ever :

When I say MAWI, she changed it to a bad name since she don't like him.
Ma Wing. Direct translation : Anjing Wing.
Sorry Mawi fanatics! I prefer Faizal Tahir.

For me, I go through some difficulties too. People think I cursed or saying something bad when I speak Thai to my mum.
Here's the situation :

Papa was trying to reverse the van. We are all inside the van.
Mama : Kharp Oc Dai Mai?
[can drive out or not?]
Me : Dai lah! *looking out of the window*
[can lah]
kebetulan, got some Malay people walked past our van. they looked at me. I wondered why. then I realised that I accidentally told them to "DIE LA" while looking out the window.

Last night, at Kapar, Mama was cursing accidentally again. The fishes were expensive. She is not happy with the expensive price and she said this to the seller... "Ma hai la!"

My mama obtained her MyPR already yet still struggling to speak in BM. Mahal can be Mahai. You rock, MAMA!

If you know what is cibai, you should know what is Mahai in Cantonese right? Go google! Jangan jadi bodoh.

When a child says FUCK

That day, I forgot to blog about this. It was the first day of CNY, when I was chatting away with my nephew, Nizam, who is actually at the same age as me. I guess that's why we can get along. LOL!

Two lil kids were nearby, at the swing, climbing up and down. Kylie & Tyler, my niece and nephew too. We were chatting away....

Nizam: (i forgot what he said) blablablablabla...so I was like, FUCK
Tyler : Fackkkk...

We both realised that we accidentally teach the bad word to Tyler.

Me : OMG! Did he just say FUCK? You teach him bad word! hahahah!
Nizam: Tyler, its Fart...you know...Fart??? yeahh Farttt.

The kid was quiet. Gee, I hope he don't have to learn that foul word so soon. Too early. And imagine how would his parents react if he ever say it again?

P/s : but i must say, Tyler sounded so adorable saying Fackkk... xD

They call it Bra, that's not my bra.

Okay, yeah I went to get new panties and bra using my little amount of angpau money. Mr BF was waiting outside, malu to follow me. eheheh.

I was so happy to see Pierre Cardin ones. So hot! I want it too. Tgk price jer, I putus asa. expensive. So I saw Scarlett. Yey. Low budget and good quality. I was so excited to see many colours of bras hanging at section by section.

As I came to the inside section, I found some odd-looking bras. It has no support or push-ups and I kinda want to get that type. But the size scared me. It's like... so big and flat! I found my size as I was checking it out.

A lady happened to walk past and she kinda looked at me. I felt weird. I ignored her as it is very normal to check out bras what. Or else how would you know if its a good bra??!

I keep checking out these weird bras. And suddenly I saw the price tag with its description. It says "Maternity Bra"..

-_____-"
Now I know why that lady stared at me. I'm a young lady, didn't look pregnant and searching high and low for a perfect maternity bra.

Oh malu sial. I quickly walked to the other normal bra sections. End.

The Day I became AngPau Collector & Birthday Boy's Girlfriend.

CNY Open house on first day at my place, without fail.
I collect angpaus, without fail.
Just got to bear with certain relatives or people and run away after snatching angpau from them. muahahahahha.

Mama's cooking was great, like usual.
Whoever didn't make it, you rugi besar! You just missed the great Thai food. xP

She made...
1. Thai Chicken Curry (Keng Kai)
2. Thai dunno-what-its-called-in-english curry, but direct translate would be Kari Perut Ikan. (Keng Phung Pa)
3. Catfish Curry (Keng Pa Dook)
4. Fried Mixed Veggie
5. Mushrooms & veggie
6. Fried eggs (Khai Thot)
7. Thai Sambal Belacan served with sliced cucumbers (Nam Phik)

People that managed to came and gobble the food were Nat & her bf, Leanda, Kalo, Laveena. Not many ppl.

A relative of mine sat next to my friends
Relative : Eh Sze Mun, why your friends are only
Indians ah? Sorry ah girls.
Friends : its okay its okay. ahahhaha.
Me : Most of my Chinese friends are not available
on first day.
Relative : Then, Malay friends leh?
I pointed at Nat, who was right next to me only. Nat pointed herself too. LOL.
Relative : *shocked* Ohhh! okayyy....

Siot jer. She even compared me to my sis. I layan tetamu while helping to get the angpaus for Papa, while sis was at kitchen helping mama. She thinks I'm lazy. Whatever la woman.

Thank you all who came! :) And sorry for forgetting to give you the oranges. plenty la. come over again to get more k? :D

Lunch ended at 3pm. I quickly washed what I can and rushed to get freshen up. Went out with my birthday boy. Sorry, it wasn't for Valentine's Day. His birthday comes first.

"Sorry ah, I tak sambut la Valentine's Day nie. It's my birthday" katanya.

Poyo jer. But no harm going out with him for his birthday. He bought me a brown pants, while I bought him a piece of cake from Secret Recipe for his birthday. No candles but I sang to him upon request ;)

Happy Burfday to you
Happy Burfday to you
Happy Burfday to Joe Busuk
Happy Burfday to youuuu!
*maaf tiada candle di sini.

Dear Mr J....

Syg, I know lately you have been stalking my blog. hehehehe.
I hope you get to stalk this part too, coz i'm writing about you.
And I don't care if anyone else read this too. biarla. ehehe.

I do hope you will menyampah and rasa nak termuntah2 when you read this. ;)

Syg, its 14th February, and omg you dah tua!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Sorry, you are not 17.
You are 24 years old.

I know you complained about 14th Feb.
"Ish sebok jer Valentine's Day nie."
You know what, padan muka! hahahahah!
Lagi padan muka for you since CNY hits 14th Feb too.

I'm glad that I got you an early birthday gift.
I'm satisfied that the allowance I saved this month
managed to get you something simple yet useful.
And I'm glad you like it.
Sorry for buying a basic Nokia phone (tapi design dia cun kan!).
I'm not Donald Trump's daughter.
That's why I can't afford to get you a PDA.
You kan GILA PDA. Bwekkk!

I hope the phone will tahan lama and stay with you always, just like how we stick to each other. haahahahahah. Oh kejiwangan yang cannot go.

I also hope the phone will remind you of me always, so that I can haunt your mind every single second. muahahahha!

Dear other readers, please don't misunderstand this post, in case if there are any bodohs yang seriously think I marah ngn my boyfriend. This is my own way to express my feelings. I don't hate my boyfriend yang busuk tuh. I love being this way with him, just like how he does to me.

Syg, I lapppp you. (publicnyer!)
And I know you lappp me too. Jaga phone tuh elok2 if not I tak nak kawan ngn u lagi! Huh!

HAPPY 24th BIRTHDAY SYG... :)
xoxo.

P/s: you can muntah now.

Sorry, you cannot see what's inside.

Last Wednesday, I was wearing a spaghetti strap with my jacket with hood outside; and the same black skinny jeans. We were having 3D Character Animation class. During the break, I went down to KK mart with Yi Ling other friends to get some snacks.

As I walk to the mart, a Malay man wearing blue jacket and blue helmet was standing at the side. That was all that I noticed. Yi Ling heard him saying something, and didn't tell me as she thought I heard what he said.

After we bought some snacks, we walk past this fella again. He said something to me and I heard it this time but ignored him. I told Yi Ling, and she told me that was what he said again.

What did he say to me but Yi Ling didn't tell me?
Idiot : Eh, tali kasut terbukak la

And what did he say when I heard what he said the next time?
Idiot : Eh, tali kasut terbukak la

I pretended not to hear what he said, but after passing him, I kinda peek at my own steps, wanting to see if what he said is true. NAH!

He lied. I kinda get it why he did that, after checking with Chee Sang.

Chee Sang : That guy want to see what's inside lorrrr.
*pointing into his shirt, aim at chest*

Basically, that idiot just wanted me to bend down and check my shoes so that he can see what he wanttttttts to see!

Well, sorry la brother, you cannot see "what's inside". Go peek at another girl's - bigger one is better kan? And brother, sorryla, I don't fall for tricks like that so easily. Two times tricking me are obviously making it lame.

My Name is PERN TAN SZE MUN.

Hi, my name is PERN TAN SZE MUN.

I think most people who knows me SHOULD KNOW that I prefer you to call me PERN and drop my surname, Tan.

Let me explain some important things to you.

I KNOW that PERN TAN happens to be Stupid Egg in Mandarin.
I KNOW it is my name and I should be proud of my own name.
I KNOW some people think it is so FUNNNNNY to call me that.
I KNOW some people do not know why I dislike to be called PERN TAN.
I KNOW LA.

Firstly, my name is supposed to be just Tan Sze Mun. But my mother wanted to make it special, letting me carry along a name in Thai to symbolise my personality. Do you really think my mother give me that name on a bad purpose?

She is a Thai, doesn't speak or understand well in Mandarin or Cantonese back then. She didn't know what she has done. But I know my mother's intention is pure, unlike some friends who intentionally hit me with my first two names based on Stupid Egg reason. I know, some friends really think its a joke. That is insulting as you, my friends are insulting my mother, not just me.

Pern is taken from the word APPERN, which is APPLE in Thai. Nothing to do with STUPID in Mandarin language.

I'm not ashamed of my own name, in fact never was.

But why did I avoid from being called PERN TAN? Because of you people, being mean and inconsiderate, taking everything as a joke. My name is very important to me, in case you didn't know. Some people who didn't know but called me that is still forgiveable as they do not have that bad intention.

I get pissed easily when there are dumb people who makes fun of my name. But then again, as I grow old every day, I understand that in life, there are donkeys surrounding us. It's alright.

I should avoid getting angry with donkeys. Ignoring them is the best way.

Sometimes, I'm tired of hearing jokes about my name from my friends. Yeah, my own friends. How embarrassing to have bad friends like them. :) This is why, to avoid all these nonsense, I choose to put APPLE TAN. Easier.

NOT BECAUSE I'm ashamed of my own name, but to avoid too much problems in my life. Like I always said, I got no time for too much drama. Malas nak layan already. If I don't like something or someone, I rather leave it like that, not because of I'm defend-less.

So, remember, my name is PERN TAN SZE MUN and I preferred to be called PERN without the surname to avoid nonsense. APPLE TAN is acceptable. SZE MUN is ermm okay, but its meant for my family usually.

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Tell me what you think of this.

The power of certain digits.

No. 6 is a good number for Chinese, most people think so.
When you double it to 66, that's my nombor pintu rumah.
[don't try to find my house arr!]

When you get triple 6, you know its gonna 666.
Chinese say "Low Low Low" Gooood symbolization.
For Christianity, 666 is Bad bad bad.
ish. you know what, I also know. Everyone also know.

When you turn the 666 upside down, you get 999, the emergency line or name of this soap. My father is a big fan of this soap. I used to use this for my hair in primary school, thanks to the kutu contribution from the girls. It works. ;)Not my pic. I took from Image Google, dunno who's la. Not mine yeahhh.

Anyway,
To those who are familiar with TOA building area, you guys definitely know about the shops on groundfloor right?

We have the "Sangat Memuaskan" Ming Tien Restaurant.
Then, we have Maybank sesat in between TOA lobby and TOA gallery.
We used to have Harrot's Cafe that looks like TOA student lounge.

Now we have the new Ming Tien to take over Harrot's Cafe.

The shop's name is some... Sam Goh Lok or Sam Thiu Lok...Whatever la, all I know it means triple 6. Omg! Bad luck, 666.... Why not 888? Nevermind. But I heard that some friends got stomach ache after consuming some food from that shop. Hmm.. Maybe its the 666' fault. :P

I never been to that shop yet. Maybe I shouldn't go, its a sign. 666. Just like in horror movies, you dare not use the hotel room number 666.

I got another incident to share. This time its about number 4. Chinese believe that 4 is not a good number. It sounds like mati in Cantonese (sei!).

I was in Nix's then rented room at PJS 9 with Mei Mei. We were hanging out while I'm waiting for Joe to pick me up after he is done with work.

Around 12 midnight, he made a call asking me to wait nearby the road to fetch. That's when Nix & Mei Mei walked with me along the road that leads to the main road. It was quite dark and cold. Lamp posts are quite dimmed.

Suddenly, as we walk forward, a taxi came in to our way. It was all normal. But as we reach the taxi's spot, I started to feel not comfortable. I was thinking maybe it will be dangerous to be nearby a taxi with two more girls. What if the taxi driver wants to rape or kidnap us? :S

I quickly walk past the taxi, with Mei Mei behind me and Nix was right at the back. Suddenly Nix stopped to check her shoes or sumthing. I was afraid. So I called her to come forward a.s.a.p coz after we past by the taxi, the driver suddenly goes backward, as if like following us.

I freaked out. I told them and we were like panicking, feeling the cold breeze. We held hands and walk faster. I turned around and saw the plate number. GUESS WHAT? its 444. Wahlau ehhh. Tell me, how we girls won't get frightened?

Me : *saw the plate number* Weiii.... taxi yang mcm follow kita
tuh plate nombor dia 444 la!!
Nix & Mei Mei turned around to see.
Mei Mei: OMG! SeiSeiSei la.....
Me & Nix were like trying to shush her up. Choiii. Don't simply say things.

But hey, we girls were freaking out okay. The taxi is already like reversing, coming towards us, and on top of that, it was 444. Thank you so much la, perfect number to scare us up. We held hands and walk really fast to reach the main road.

Obviously we didn't die. I turned around to see. The taxi wasn't there. But I think I saw the taxi parked in one of the houses. I hope that taxi driver is a human being. *gulp*

I hope that was the same taxi that we noticed earlier. Why I suspect something weird? Coz the driver drove his taxi right inside, passing that house. Why reverse when you can turn into the house straight?

Nevermind la. Maybe its just the number that freaked me out.
Hmmph. Talking about the power of numbers.....

I burnt my eyes.

"Dear Mama,

After failing to take your advice on not talking to strangers, I learned my lesson, trying not to be that nice. But Mama, last night something happened. I accidentally saw.......

I can't finish that sentence. But let me try again. I accidentally saw two drunk Indian men "shi shi". Yeah they peed and its not normal when I happened to look from a wrong perspective view. I saw it from the front. damn it.

I felt like I burnt my eyes that moment. How unpleasant. I admit that I've seen before la (Like who never seen before kan? I tk pernah tgk porn ok!) but but... I do not need to see when they pee right? The details won't be mentioned. Sorry Mama. I feel disgusted. I can only look away and walk faster, leaving Mr. bf at the back.

I guess they are so drunk that they can't find a good place to pee. And mind you Mama, it was only 8pm at that time! People are still around college area. "


I can't believe it. cis. Don't la simply pee around. It stinks you know. Go get drunk somewhere else!

Other stories/updates.

I had a heavy breakfast (Batch 75 should love me by now hahaha), then skipped lunch and dinner. Because of this, I felt so tired and I fell flat on bed earlier than usual due to little energy left in my body. So tired that I couldn't talk long on the phone with Mr. Bf. I don't know what I mumbled. XP I think I survived with sweets and water.
[I should not take heavy breakfast, at least I won't feel so guilty to myself till have to skip lunch and dinner]

Chao Giar accidentally drank some water from Samson's bottle. LOL!
CG : *grab the bottle , drink*
Samson: Eh why you drink my water??
CG: * stopped right away, hold the liquid in his mouth, runs to the bin and let it all out.
[this is a problem when we all use the same bottle]

Yesterday we enjoyed watching a very bad animation short film. Enjoy till the point everyone in the lab was laughing and cheering together. Thanks Daniel, for sharing. HAHAHAHAHAH!

It was nice to play game with him on Mac ;) Some stupid Nano game. I keep playing again whenever he wins. muahahahha.

Uploaded pics of The Middle Finger Day :D
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=196841&id=535414026&l=ebb1d592c5