"22733583 calling "
I know which area this public phone number came from and I just answered.
Me : Hello (Ican hear raindrops, so its my area. Raining too)
Him: Hello, can I err Fuck you ah? *Indian slang
Me : Aiyo..Cannot la.
Him: Why cannot ah?
Me : Coz ur one too small,so you cannot fuck me la.
Him: Ehhh, How you know? You never see before.
Me : Aiyahh, no need to see, I can tell from your voice.
*I hung up, laughing abit*
The Indian Man called again.
Me : Hello
Him: Eh Can ah? Apa macam?
Me : Aiyoh tell u already, you cannot fuck me.
Him: Eh dari blakang manyak bagus saya bwat tau.
Me : Why you want to fuck me?
Him: Becoz you are very HANDSOME
Me : *tahan laugh* Eh, what kind of English is this?
Handsome for Man la. Gay ah you?AHAHHAHA
Him: Eh? OK OK..(before he finished, I hung up again)
He called for the 3rd time. Malas nak layan. Passed to Papa to have the fun of it as part of Father's Day gift.
Him: Hello
Papa: Yes? *friendly tone
*ttuttttttttt
Yes the coward hung up.
Seriously, if you plan to prank call me, do consider to learn proper English. At least, strengthen you basics. If not, you will be a laughing stock like this poor fella. Kesian kan? So if I am as handsome as you claimed, you must be a hot chick, unless you are gay ;)
Estrella said she will respond this way
" I am a man"
Nez told me not to answer unknown calls anymore.
My sister told me to say this
" Sorry, I'm Lesbian"
HAHAHAHAH!! I'm not planning to change my number. Firstly because I can handle this, in fact very used to it. Secondly, I'm no coward like them who prank call using public phone. Boohoo!
Wanna spoil my day? Sorry, you gotta try harder. ;)
Sunday, June 21, 2009
That Girl.
There is this girl I know very well and she is suddenly losing her self-confidence. I know that she got low self-esteem but no matter what, usually she won't feel this way. Maybe its time to fall and get up again? I told her that its just silly to feel this way, stop it.
She ignored me. :(
She looks at herself and feel disgusted somehow. Today is even worse. She sees ugliness in the mirror. She asked me many times, "why am I born this way? Why can't I be like the other girls who look pretty with nice body?"
I told her that nobody is perfect. And yes, "you are beautiful too".
Again she ignored me. What is wrong with her? Where have the self-confidence gone to?
She complained to me that she got teased when she tries to be pretty. Truth hurts. If can I want to help her go and slap those mouths. But I know that's not right. People's comment after all.
If only I understand her well, as I thought I knew her all these while. Looks like I don't. She feels very ugly right now. She sees fats everywhere at her body. She wants to be pretty so badly.
What the fuck is wrong with this girl??!!!
If only I can help her.
P/s: I think she tengah nak period kot.
She ignored me. :(
She looks at herself and feel disgusted somehow. Today is even worse. She sees ugliness in the mirror. She asked me many times, "why am I born this way? Why can't I be like the other girls who look pretty with nice body?"
I told her that nobody is perfect. And yes, "you are beautiful too".
Again she ignored me. What is wrong with her? Where have the self-confidence gone to?
She complained to me that she got teased when she tries to be pretty. Truth hurts. If can I want to help her go and slap those mouths. But I know that's not right. People's comment after all.
If only I understand her well, as I thought I knew her all these while. Looks like I don't. She feels very ugly right now. She sees fats everywhere at her body. She wants to be pretty so badly.
What the fuck is wrong with this girl??!!!
If only I can help her.
P/s: I think she tengah nak period kot.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
After All, you are just a cleaner.
I ate some junkies in 3DLab and hands got dirty. Estrella and me went up to the toilet to get my hands washed. There was a notice outside saying Cleaning in Progress. I know. I just need to use the sink.
I opened the door, and before I could say anything, the cleaner talked first while she is mopping the floor. Her friend was siting there too.
Cleaner : Tak boleh Guna, Tak boleh Guna! Tgh cuci (something like tht, with a harsh Indon tone)
Me : Owh ok. Saya nak cuci tangan sajer. *smile
Cleaner : Nak cuci tangan, CUCILAH! (Harsh tone)
I was shocked with her attitude. I'm trying to be nice and I respect her though she is just a cleaner in my college. I even talk to the guard okay! And it pisses me off when people don't respect me in return. Ahh, the story is not finished yet.
While I was washing hands, she was mopping the floor near me and when I turned around, her mop MOPPED MY SHOES. WTF! I don't wanna lose my head over this kind of person. I cooled down. Complained to Estrella, the witness.
Seriously, I dislike people like this. Don't be rude la. Talk properly! I don't look down at you as a cleaner! In fact I respect you. But when you behave like this, sorry I would just say to myself that you are just a cleaner, not worth to be angry at. You are nothing. Perhaps uneducated people are meant to be like this? I don't know.
She was so niceeeee to my bf and she knows we are together. And with me, she talks like this. Biatchhhh. I told my bf, "maybe she likes you so she layan me this way" LOL!
P/s: That's it. I shall not smile at these cleaners anymore. Stupid people.
I opened the door, and before I could say anything, the cleaner talked first while she is mopping the floor. Her friend was siting there too.
Cleaner : Tak boleh Guna, Tak boleh Guna! Tgh cuci (something like tht, with a harsh Indon tone)
Me : Owh ok. Saya nak cuci tangan sajer. *smile
Cleaner : Nak cuci tangan, CUCILAH! (Harsh tone)
I was shocked with her attitude. I'm trying to be nice and I respect her though she is just a cleaner in my college. I even talk to the guard okay! And it pisses me off when people don't respect me in return. Ahh, the story is not finished yet.
While I was washing hands, she was mopping the floor near me and when I turned around, her mop MOPPED MY SHOES. WTF! I don't wanna lose my head over this kind of person. I cooled down. Complained to Estrella, the witness.
Seriously, I dislike people like this. Don't be rude la. Talk properly! I don't look down at you as a cleaner! In fact I respect you. But when you behave like this, sorry I would just say to myself that you are just a cleaner, not worth to be angry at. You are nothing. Perhaps uneducated people are meant to be like this? I don't know.
She was so niceeeee to my bf and she knows we are together. And with me, she talks like this. Biatchhhh. I told my bf, "maybe she likes you so she layan me this way" LOL!
P/s: That's it. I shall not smile at these cleaners anymore. Stupid people.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Are you okay, friend?
I find this very funny actually.
Imagine this.
You have a friend who used to be close to you, everything was fine until your friend made a mistake and it really hurts your feelings. And to make things worst, your friend does not want to admit the mistake and try to turn the table around. As if its your fault things turned sour. He/She blocked you on FB, MSN..whatever we have nowadays.
This is a situation that is very very similar to what I have gone through. I'm over things like this but it is so funny to see a pattern of Blocking, Unblock back, then decided to Block again. Haha. Why suddenly change your mind, friend? Are you okay? Of course I don't give a damn anymore, but it is so funny to know that I have to blog it out. Don't worry, I won't be mad at you for blocking me. I mean, please..I got better things to get mad with. :D I happened to find out through comments, not stalking you at all. :) I rather stalk my boyfriend la. Hahaha.
Now Im wondering if you are really okay or not? I feel sorry for you, friend. :P
P/s: This is dedicated to a friend, who thinks my blog is not important and I'm writing crap here. Hehe. Oh wait. Why am I calling you friend? We are not even friends. :D
Imagine this.
You have a friend who used to be close to you, everything was fine until your friend made a mistake and it really hurts your feelings. And to make things worst, your friend does not want to admit the mistake and try to turn the table around. As if its your fault things turned sour. He/She blocked you on FB, MSN..whatever we have nowadays.
This is a situation that is very very similar to what I have gone through. I'm over things like this but it is so funny to see a pattern of Blocking, Unblock back, then decided to Block again. Haha. Why suddenly change your mind, friend? Are you okay? Of course I don't give a damn anymore, but it is so funny to know that I have to blog it out. Don't worry, I won't be mad at you for blocking me. I mean, please..I got better things to get mad with. :D I happened to find out through comments, not stalking you at all. :) I rather stalk my boyfriend la. Hahaha.
Now Im wondering if you are really okay or not? I feel sorry for you, friend. :P
P/s: This is dedicated to a friend, who thinks my blog is not important and I'm writing crap here. Hehe. Oh wait. Why am I calling you friend? We are not even friends. :D
Thursday, June 11, 2009
How to piss me off in the morning.
1. Switch on the light.
- I sleep on the top bed and i get direct lighting with the distance of approximately 1.2 meters. Definitely will wake me up.
2. Pull my blanket.
- I wrapped myself up with the blanket to hide away from the light and whoever can see me sleeping. You might mistaken me as the blanket itself if you are careless.
3. Knock the door.
-Annoy me with the best rhythm you could. My parents do it best.
4. Knock the plywood under my bed that I'm sleeping on.
-Ahh, it gives a real wake up to my whole body. Papa always do it.
5. Call me on the phone until I answer.
- I won't get annoyed if you are my boyfriend or my best friend. Try asking a stranger, my parents or some other friends instead.
6. Party outside my room
- Scream your lungs out, jump around, run up and down. Definitely wakes the devil in me up. Just scolded a kid for doing that yesterday morning.
7. Switch off the fan
-When it gets hot, I get HOT too!!
8. Touch me
-Just poke me, slap my butt, hit me. I swear I will be AWAKE!!!
9. Talk to me tru my ear
- Annoy me by whispering "BANGUN!!", "OI WAKE UP, WHT TIME NOW?"
10. Sing the Bangun Pagi song.
- Yes, "Bangun Pagi, Gosok Gigi...". Guess who always do that? Papa. Epic sekali.
- I sleep on the top bed and i get direct lighting with the distance of approximately 1.2 meters. Definitely will wake me up.
2. Pull my blanket.
- I wrapped myself up with the blanket to hide away from the light and whoever can see me sleeping. You might mistaken me as the blanket itself if you are careless.
3. Knock the door.
-Annoy me with the best rhythm you could. My parents do it best.
4. Knock the plywood under my bed that I'm sleeping on.
-Ahh, it gives a real wake up to my whole body. Papa always do it.
5. Call me on the phone until I answer.
- I won't get annoyed if you are my boyfriend or my best friend. Try asking a stranger, my parents or some other friends instead.
6. Party outside my room
- Scream your lungs out, jump around, run up and down. Definitely wakes the devil in me up. Just scolded a kid for doing that yesterday morning.
7. Switch off the fan
-When it gets hot, I get HOT too!!
8. Touch me
-Just poke me, slap my butt, hit me. I swear I will be AWAKE!!!
9. Talk to me tru my ear
- Annoy me by whispering "BANGUN!!", "OI WAKE UP, WHT TIME NOW?"
10. Sing the Bangun Pagi song.
- Yes, "Bangun Pagi, Gosok Gigi...". Guess who always do that? Papa. Epic sekali.
Monday, June 8, 2009
And the winner is...
Last night, I was "appointed" as judge for E-Cooking Competition on Facebook. It is to sort out the conflict on who is the best cook. There were two finalists and what's hot is that they are a couple.
Hahahaha! Curi-ed from Ruzy's page. XP
They both want me to be on their side, agreeing that masing2 boleh masak dengan hebat. So I asked them to upload pics of the food.
Entry from Mr. Jufry (he betul2 masak!)
Entry from Miss Ruzy.... (She tk masak! Curi dari mana ntah!)
As a judge yang tidak bias, I took some time to decide and judge properly. I was pretty sure I did well as a judge. After some time, I told them to come over to my page to check out the result. Nah. See the pic youself...CLICK TO SEE BETTER QUALITY!
Samson kacau only. Hahahaha.
Yes basically there is a winner - the judge herself ;)
Hahahaha! Curi-ed from Ruzy's page. XPThey both want me to be on their side, agreeing that masing2 boleh masak dengan hebat. So I asked them to upload pics of the food.
Entry from Mr. Jufry (he betul2 masak!)
Entry from Miss Ruzy.... (She tk masak! Curi dari mana ntah!)
As a judge yang tidak bias, I took some time to decide and judge properly. I was pretty sure I did well as a judge. After some time, I told them to come over to my page to check out the result. Nah. See the pic youself...CLICK TO SEE BETTER QUALITY!
Samson kacau only. Hahahaha.Yes basically there is a winner - the judge herself ;)
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Granny + Her Lecture = OH Tidackkkk!
My grandparents are down from Surat Thani, Thailand. Mama gave me warning before they came; telling me to do be good. Shit, it means all these while I wasn't a good girl, mama? Hmmph!
Mama said
1. Wash the plates after eating.
2. Don't leave the washed clothes on the bed just like that.
3. Help around with the housework(sweep floor, wipe table, laundry)
Guess what? I failed to do so. Hahahah. Nobody is going to marry me in the future. Gonela. But hey, I know all these stuff OKAY? Did it before. I don't know how to cook only. Can learn later. Won't leave my hubby and kids in hunger.
Then, Grandma who noticed the same old me; never changed and she started her lecture la.
HOW TO BE A GOOD DAUGHTER 101
" Sze Mun, you must help around the house. Pity Mama, everytime have to handle everything. You never care to help her also. You cant even cook, you don't know how to do anything. How old are you again? 19? Oh wait, 20! Ahh! Still don't know how to do all these things. Next time you married ady, how how?? You have to take care of your family next time you know? And not to say I want to compare la, but you know my neighbour's daughter? Oh! She is so good! Everything also she handle, and she is still studying too, like you. But you? You only care to study, not doing the housework. blablablablablablablablabla"
I was listening to her, without eye contact, left leg up on chair, right leg goyang2. I'm trying to accept it. Not to worry, this "lecturer" is going to lecture me twice a year, its alright. She is trying to make me a better person. I know. But you know something, the more you tell me things, the more harder it is to change me. It has to come by itself. I'm pretty much a self-motivated person actually. If I think I need you, then only I will approach you.
She ended it with one sentence, " I hope you understand why I'm telling you these and please don't be mad at me"
I replied with a smile "No la. Why should I?"
ANYWAY..
My bf's handphone got stolen on Friday and it sucks. I feel so disconnected; cant even communicate with him. The whole Saturday wasn't good for me. Miss him also cannot tell him. :P
Today is Sunday. Haihhhh! Monday he might not be around in college. This is shitty. I tgh tahan. I can. But its torturing me inside. Ahh. That's part of Love. Its ok.
And if you noticed, I finally changed my relationship status. Nobody will bother me anymore. I'm sick of it. Let people know I'm attached. :) Better that way.
And Congrats Nix :P Hahahahahah!
ANOTHER NEWS
Omg! My sister who have no interest towards Facebook/Friendster finally have an email, can chat with friends and SHE GOT A BLOG! Yey!!! I'm not trying to be mean here. This is how I layan her. I syg her okay but I don't show it secare lovey-dovey like how I do to my bf! I like to kacau my sister. Muahahahahha!
You are normal. LOL!! Just kidding! :D And I hate it man. She can actually solve that "All Sparks" See See See http://blursoulfortheworld.blogspot.com/2009/06/absolute-loser.html
Mama said
1. Wash the plates after eating.
2. Don't leave the washed clothes on the bed just like that.
3. Help around with the housework(sweep floor, wipe table, laundry)
Guess what? I failed to do so. Hahahah. Nobody is going to marry me in the future. Gonela. But hey, I know all these stuff OKAY? Did it before. I don't know how to cook only. Can learn later. Won't leave my hubby and kids in hunger.
Then, Grandma who noticed the same old me; never changed and she started her lecture la.
HOW TO BE A GOOD DAUGHTER 101
" Sze Mun, you must help around the house. Pity Mama, everytime have to handle everything. You never care to help her also. You cant even cook, you don't know how to do anything. How old are you again? 19? Oh wait, 20! Ahh! Still don't know how to do all these things. Next time you married ady, how how?? You have to take care of your family next time you know? And not to say I want to compare la, but you know my neighbour's daughter? Oh! She is so good! Everything also she handle, and she is still studying too, like you. But you? You only care to study, not doing the housework. blablablablablablablablabla"
I was listening to her, without eye contact, left leg up on chair, right leg goyang2. I'm trying to accept it. Not to worry, this "lecturer" is going to lecture me twice a year, its alright. She is trying to make me a better person. I know. But you know something, the more you tell me things, the more harder it is to change me. It has to come by itself. I'm pretty much a self-motivated person actually. If I think I need you, then only I will approach you.
She ended it with one sentence, " I hope you understand why I'm telling you these and please don't be mad at me"
I replied with a smile "No la. Why should I?"
ANYWAY..
My bf's handphone got stolen on Friday and it sucks. I feel so disconnected; cant even communicate with him. The whole Saturday wasn't good for me. Miss him also cannot tell him. :P
Today is Sunday. Haihhhh! Monday he might not be around in college. This is shitty. I tgh tahan. I can. But its torturing me inside. Ahh. That's part of Love. Its ok.
And if you noticed, I finally changed my relationship status. Nobody will bother me anymore. I'm sick of it. Let people know I'm attached. :) Better that way.
And Congrats Nix :P Hahahahahah!
ANOTHER NEWS
Omg! My sister who have no interest towards Facebook/Friendster finally have an email, can chat with friends and SHE GOT A BLOG! Yey!!! I'm not trying to be mean here. This is how I layan her. I syg her okay but I don't show it secare lovey-dovey like how I do to my bf! I like to kacau my sister. Muahahahahha!
You are normal. LOL!! Just kidding! :D And I hate it man. She can actually solve that "All Sparks" See See See http://blursoulfortheworld.blogspot.com/2009/06/absolute-loser.html
Friday, June 5, 2009
Two interesting Thai Ads. ;)
If only KFC Malaysia have a wacky ad like this one. :D Jared, do something. :D
Smart fella. Turning crisis into opportunity. :D Im learning something.
Smart fella. Turning crisis into opportunity. :D Im learning something.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Petik Jari?
Nat said something like this
" Ala, banyak lagi laki kt luar sana, just petik jari, you dapat"
Pern got the message.
Pern petik-ed her jari.
"Mana ada? Takder pun yang datang?"
Nat bengang with Pern's kebodohan.
"bodoh! Phm2 la, metaphore la!!"
Hahaha. That was petikan jari with an intention. :P
p/s: Thank you Dearest Nix & Nat. you know wht im talking about ;)
" Ala, banyak lagi laki kt luar sana, just petik jari, you dapat"
Pern got the message.
Pern petik-ed her jari.
"Mana ada? Takder pun yang datang?"
Nat bengang with Pern's kebodohan.
"bodoh! Phm2 la, metaphore la!!"
Hahaha. That was petikan jari with an intention. :P
p/s: Thank you Dearest Nix & Nat. you know wht im talking about ;)
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Bloody Head.
Sorry head. Now you looked better right? I made u chubby at first. I repaired your eyes and lips. Your ears are in seperate file, the hole is not done yet. Will give you your ears when I'm done sewing the top of your head. :DBecause of you, head, i get headache in the class for being a zombie. Oh wait, i mean, 3 hours of sleep only.
I'm working on your body now. Must show 50% done at least. I don't care. I'm sleeping at 3.15 or 3.30am. The time is 2.45am.
BY THE WAY..
When people are stressed up or pressured, don't you think it is normal to see them get emotional easily? It happened to me. I dont know why suddenly I felt empty & unwanted with tears rolling down my cheeks. THAT WAS JUST NOW. NOW IM FINE. I see him getting emotional nowadays too. It scares me when a man I love get serious and don't talk to me for awhile. What I can do is LEAVE STRESSED UP PEOPLE ALONE. Dissappear. *poof*
I'm pressured too. Thank you assignment, relationship, money and family. Ahh. This will be over real soon. Its just the low point for me to pass through.
ignore this. coz I'm better than that.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Please.
Please.
Im happy right now.
Don't ruin this feeling.
Please, dont force me to make decisions.
Please understand me.
after all, deep inside I'm a weak, young girl.
I want to be happy.
Please don't take this away from me.
Its hard to be happy you know?
P/s: Don't ask. I just feel like letting this out. random.
Im happy right now.
Don't ruin this feeling.
Please, dont force me to make decisions.
Please understand me.
after all, deep inside I'm a weak, young girl.
I want to be happy.
Please don't take this away from me.
Its hard to be happy you know?
P/s: Don't ask. I just feel like letting this out. random.
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