No you cannot fuck me.

"22733583 calling "
I know which area this public phone number came from and I just answered.

Me : Hello (Ican hear raindrops, so its my area. Raining too)
Him: Hello, can I err Fuck you ah? *Indian slang
Me : Aiyo..Cannot la.
Him: Why cannot ah?
Me : Coz ur one too small,so you cannot fuck me la.
Him: Ehhh, How you know? You never see before.
Me : Aiyahh, no need to see, I can tell from your voice.
*I hung up, laughing abit*

The Indian Man called again.

Me : Hello
Him: Eh Can ah? Apa macam?
Me : Aiyoh tell u already, you cannot fuck me.
Him: Eh dari blakang manyak bagus saya bwat tau.
Me : Why you want to fuck me?
Him: Becoz you are very HANDSOME
Me : *tahan laugh* Eh, what kind of English is this?
Handsome for Man la. Gay ah you?AHAHHAHA
Him: Eh? OK OK..(before he finished, I hung up again)

He called for the 3rd time. Malas nak layan. Passed to Papa to have the fun of it as part of Father's Day gift.

Him: Hello
Papa: Yes? *friendly tone
*ttuttttttttt
Yes the coward hung up.

Seriously, if you plan to prank call me, do consider to learn proper English. At least, strengthen you basics. If not, you will be a laughing stock like this poor fella. Kesian kan? So if I am as handsome as you claimed, you must be a hot chick, unless you are gay ;)

Estrella said she will respond this way
" I am a man"

Nez told me not to answer unknown calls anymore.

My sister told me to say this
" Sorry, I'm Lesbian"

HAHAHAHAH!! I'm not planning to change my number. Firstly because I can handle this, in fact very used to it. Secondly, I'm no coward like them who prank call using public phone. Boohoo!

Wanna spoil my day? Sorry, you gotta try harder. ;)